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[21 Oct 2004|03:15pm]

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Every day I come to work I get in the right lane of this local hwy and also on the right is a post office. The post office has the smallest entrance. I don’t so much have a problem with the post office except when its fucking busy and I need to get something metered; however, my main problem is the people who don’t use the turn signal when turning off a highway. Here we are stuck in mild traffic with cars going about 65 or some other mild speed and the car in front of me always slams on the breaks and about a foot or two from the turn they use the turn signal. WTF are they thinking? I have three cars behind me and they slam on the breaks to make a turn that they must have forgotten they had to take? FUCKERS!!! I was plenty far enough away to make a safe stop; however, the fucker tailgating me was honking and shit. Yet another FUCKER! I’m surrounded by FUCKERS!

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[14 Jun 2004|02:03am]

Last night, my friends and I were driving behind a drunk.

He started onto the freeway with his ticker indicating he was going right (We're merging from the left). A guy in the second on-ramp lane to the right of him moved in front of him. He switched his signal to the left and drifted to the right. He switched it to the right again then ran over the medium on the left.

He started to merge onto the freeway (with his left signal on), then decided not too. He started again (with his right signal on), but decided not too again. He sped up to around 110 and alternated (left, right, left, right) tickers every 15 seconds.

When he got on an elevated interchange ramp, I had a visual of him smacking another car causing it to fly off the ramp and fire-bomb a house below.

Drunk drivers are scary.
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Gr. [06 Jun 2004|12:12pm]

Today was the day of weird drivers.

First, my sister and I saw a woman wearing a sunvisor that went over her face and made her look like a stormtropper.

Then, at the gas station, there was a taxi-driver who hyperactively (and somewhat rudely) waddled everywhere.

Finally, as we were leaving the gas station, an SUV decided it was going to pull a fast U-turn--nearly hitting my car (as well as the other incoming traffic). Like that wasn't douchy enough, he had to tailgate (he left about 5 inches between them) the car he ended up being behind till they got on the freeway (about a half mile later).

He had a super crazy liberal bumpsticker on his car--this is why conservatives think we're crazy.
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[02 Jun 2004|11:27pm]

ok, here we go...

today, i went and got the speedometer in my car fixed....the odometer, and tripometer stopped working, too, so i took it in (twice)...and they charged me $180..

that totally ate a hole in my l.a. roadtrip fund....

so yeah, i'm angry.
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